Catholic Madness

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by admin on April 9, 2009

When I read the following piece of “Holy Cow News,” I saw why the saints have been driven to drink. It was enough to make me offer a large dose of purgative (including toilet paper) to these 10 Holy Cross imbeciles.

These priests had the gall to demand that the University of Notre Dame bow to absurd Catholic hegemony and boot out the President of the United States after having invited him to speak.

SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Ten priests from the order that founded the University of Notre Dame say the school risks its “true soul” and could distance itself from the Roman Catholic Church by inviting President Barack Obama to campus next month.

The members of the Congregation of the Holy Cross, which helps run the university, asked the Rev. John Jenkins, the Holy Cross priest who is Notre Dame’s president, and the university’s board of fellows to reconsider the invitation to Obama because he supports abortion rights. Read full article.

This hilarious news item proves that baboons in Circassian pantaloons know the Bible better than Catholics, Southern Baptists, and other anti-choice, doctor-killing, pro-life-raving maniacs.

At risk of repetition

The Bible, yes, indeed, THE BIBLE, aka the Holy Book of the Christians, tells us that the soul enters the body at birth, not before! I repeat, for the deaf and blind: THE BIBLE clearly says (pro-baboon emphasis mine) that the soul is the breath of God that enters the body with the first breath! You don’t believe it? You don’t believe your Bible?!! Drop your bananas right now and check it out, you deformed missing links! Here it is you, christianoid-holy-altar-toy-boys, chapter and verse! Read your Bible carefully, very, very carefully, with open minds, if you have any such thing, or you’ll be wearing Circassian pantaloons swinging from trees and eating bananas in hell forever! So be good, boys of the Holy Dross, and check your Bibles. Pull up your pants and wipe your mouths and show respect for your President.

Drop the fairy tale

By the way, Notre Dame could elevate itself to the ranks of a truly educational institution of the new century by dropping the fairy tales of any religion, including the Roman Catholic Church and its Spanish inquisition torments the conservatives revived, passed, and ordered by George Bush, the torture aficionado.

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